So it happened.  I thought about it too many times – how to win at the lottery.  Then I spent several hours studying the numbers and performing statistics.  I became confident that I could beat the Lottery.  But you can’t…. The balls don’t care.

And because you can’t win, I am going to show you how to lose at playing the lottery:

Step one:
   Enter all the winning numbers into an excel spreadsheet:

Step two:
   Do some fancy statistics

Step three:
   Pick 6 sets of numbers based on those fancy statistics

Step four:
   Buy your tickets

Step five:
   Lose.

Step six:
   Repeat

Congratulations!  Your a lottery loser.